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Final Fantasy Games Summed Up

Final Fantasy: Some jerk in armor says he'll knock you down. You kick his ass and he becomes a god.

Final Fantasy II: David Bowie decides Earth isn't enough to rule so he takes Heaven and Hell too.

Final Fantasy III: Stormy weather is a pain in the ass and also kinda hot. Also, Onions.

Final Fantasy IV: The world's slowest on the uptake knight decides to turn good just as his best friend decides to bitch about the friendzone and try to kill him. This leads to them beating up Darth Vader and flying to the moon to fight a cockroach.

Final Fantasy IV The After Years: How much shit can happen to the same guy twice?

Final Fantasy V: An awkwardly named boy sets off on a quest to chop down a tree.

Final Fantasy VI: The Joker decides to kill Hitler and blow up the planet. Also, opera.

Final Fantay VII: A goth with an Oedipus complex decides to ruin the life of a roleplayer with severe issues.

Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core: Gackt screws everyone over with his universe's equivalent of Twilight, and Cloud turns emo.

Dirge of Cerberus: Vincent gets confused and thinks he's Shadow the Hedgehog.

Final Fantasy VIII: High school sucks. Having to kill between classes and beat up an old witch while your teacher hits on you sucks even more.

Final Fantasy IX: Goku sets off with a girl and some Muppets to lay the smack down on his S&M fetishist brother and his robot overlord boss. Also, food.

Final Fantasy X: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy...? Also, abusive dads suck.

Final Fantasy X-2: Charlie's Angels go looking for a blonde bishie who may or may not be alive.

Final Fantasy XI: Square Enix used Ultima! Time K.O.!

Final Fantasy XII: Aladdin joins the Rebel Alliance and beats up Judge Dredd. Also, bunny girls.

Final Fantasy XII Revenant Wings: He may look like Jesus, but he hates your guts. Also, flying judge!

Final Fantasy XIII: The Robot Pope decides he's had enough, so it's up to a pissed off soldier, Duke Nukem's surfer cousin, Richard Pryor, and two Aussie lesbians to save the world.

Final Fantasy Type-0: High school really, really, sucks

Final Fantasy XIII-2: Axl Rose is pissed, so he decides to kill time, literally.

Final Fantasy XIV: Buggier than Yevon and Zeromus combined, enjoy waiting for the rerelease.

Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII: Majora's Mask with a cyberpunk aesthetic.

Final Fantasy XV: Derpy Goths do stuff...eventually. If it doesn't get delayed again.

Final Fantasy Tactics: The Church is actually the Demons. Oh snap.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: One boy decides to stage an intervention for his Final Fantasy addicted friends.

Final Fantasy Tactics A2: I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!

Dissidia: Final Fantasy: DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi with all your old friends. Also, Kefka trolls everyone.

Dissidia 12: Kain joins with Lightning and a thousand fan art pieces were born.

F

The 11 Zodiacs pondered. How best to catch Virgo’s heart? Aries headed east.

Taurus had an idea. He would give Virgo a gift. Through the forest and over the mountain, he found a star.

Gemini thought by the river, ‘I will sing her a song.’ He didn’t know where she was, but he hoped his song would reach her.

Cancer headed to the cape where Virgo waited. The sun was setting into the ocean. Would he finally see her?

Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell…

Watching the sunset from the cape, Virgo whispered, ‘My only wish is to be with you now…’

Libra was a perverse fellow. He would always walk in the opposite direction of the sun. Would he ever see Virgo?

Scorpio was very timid. He always looked at his shadow until one day he decided to look away. He walked up a hill.

Sagittarius dashed through the night, defying the chilly northern wind that was stinging his right cheek.

Impatient Capricorn ran up a hill toward the sun and fell asleep from exhaustion.

Aquarius arrived late. He asked everyone, ‘Who kissed Virgo?’

Pisces said to Aquarius, ‘Virgo made her choice. Go see him and he’ll tell you the rest.’

Their future was uncertain, but Scorpio and Virgo kissed in the light of dusk. That moment meant everything.

The Story of the Twelve Zodiacs (via livvyplaysfinalfantasy)

videogamenostalgia:

The Drunken Moogle: Slow and Haste (Final Fantasy cocktail and mocktail)
Ingredients:Slow-1.5 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka1 splash of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Cocktail Mix4 oz. SpriteHaste:1.5 oz. Orange juice1.5 oz. Pineapple juice3 oz. Red Bull1 splash of Grenadine
Directions:For Slow, mix the UV vodka and Rose’s mix to a champagne flute and fill with Sprite.  Take your time and chill out for a bit.For Haste, mix the pineapple juice and orange juice in a champagne flute, then top off with Red Bull.  Add a very small splash of grenadine to the top (no more than a few drops) and it will sink to the bottom.  Enjoy and feel the rush. 
Drinks created and photographed by Mitch of The Drunken Moogle.

This is a thing that I want. 0__0

videogamenostalgia:

The Drunken MoogleSlow and Haste (Final Fantasy cocktail and mocktail)

Ingredients:
Slow-
1.5 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
1 splash of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Cocktail Mix
4 oz. Sprite

Haste:
1.5 oz. Orange juice
1.5 oz. Pineapple juice
3 oz. Red Bull
1 splash of Grenadine

Directions:
For Slow, mix the UV vodka and Rose’s mix to a champagne flute and fill with Sprite.  Take your time and chill out for a bit.

For Haste, mix the pineapple juice and orange juice in a champagne flute, then top off with Red Bull.  Add a very small splash of grenadine to the top (no more than a few drops) and it will sink to the bottom.  Enjoy and feel the rush. 

Drinks created and photographed by Mitch of The Drunken Moogle.

This is a thing that I want. 0__0