Eldergoth: Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, its you again.
Cybergoth: I didn't see your name on this restaurante.
Eldergoth: My name is Denny.
Denny: <~ See?
Cybergoth: Oh, fuck you. Hey, you're reading A Season in Hell! I love Rimbaud!
Denny: You do?
Cybergoth: Yeah, he's almost as good as Stephanie Myers!
Cybergoth: Kidding! It's a joke, don't swallow your Clove! See? We have loves and hates in common.
Eldergoth: Well... could you not call your sad techno "goth music"? I think it would help us move forward in our love/hate relationship. Gothic Rock is an actual genre, with specific qualities from a specific period of time; you could possibly include Death Rock, Post Punk, Horror Punk, or Dark Wave but not Electrifying Bowl Movements.
Cybergoth: That's not what EBM stands for, and you know it. Our music has its roots in yours; Its just more evolved.
Eldergoth: No. Goth was begotten by Glam and Punk, not those bald guys in VNV Nation.
Cybergoth: Well what about Depe-
Eldergoth: DON'T you claim them, you WHORE!
Eldergoth: Don't you finish that French phrase!
Eldergoth: By Lucifer's beard! I'm going to write SUCH a poem about you!
Cybergoth: I'll troll your blog.
Eldergoth: I'LL TROLL YOU IN HELL!