Frequent headaches? You most likely have a BRAIN TUMOR AND ARE GOING TO DIE

Nausea after eating? DIABEETUS. DIABEETUS EVERYWHERE.

At least the perpetual tiredness one I knew: My anemia and shitty diet, so no surprises there.

But seriously it’s like do you have X random ailment that bothers you sometimes?

DEATH!!! INSTA-DEATH!!!

  1. i-nerdgasm said: HAHAHA! Your first mistake is looking up any illness on the internet. The internet is full of fucking lies.
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