Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Frequent headaches? You most likely have a BRAIN TUMOR AND ARE GOING TO DIE
Nausea after eating? DIABEETUS. DIABEETUS EVERYWHERE.
At least the perpetual tiredness one I knew: My anemia and shitty diet, so no surprises there.
But seriously it’s like do you have X random ailment that bothers you sometimes?
DEATH!!! INSTA-DEATH!!!